• murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
  • me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it
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  • bopeep: “ ofallthehappy: “squad ” we dem b o y z ”
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  • canadianslut:

    when I show my friend a song and they don’t like it

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    (via stability)

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  • leyla31:

    I have no self of steam

    (via kianlawley)

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  • donteverplayourself:

    whitewingdoves:

    why is 2016 so vengeful? Who hurt her

    2016 is a him, only a man can disappoint us this much

    (Source: griffys, via tyleroakley)

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  • howling-lights:

    howling-lights:

    leviathans-in-the-tardis:

    sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this

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    IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????

    never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident

    (Source: that-australian-guy, via patrik-star)

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  • nick-avallone: “sexting 101 ”
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